This is an actual work email chain that I was CC'ed on. My boss was also included on this email chain, and said that these guys are now in "Office Space" mode:

If anything I’ve written here does not jibe with the commentary from y’all below, that’s probably because I only skimmed the attached thread. Because y’all use a teeny-weeny font, which is a strain for us older folks to read. I could’ve highlighted all that text and increased the font size manually – but, yep, I’m too lazy to do so.

Gosh, all this hard thinkin’ has tuckered me out. Nap time……

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Is he picking on me because I said I was too lazy to write something up?

Young whipper-snappers.

I hope no one else is scanning these emails to see who's 'fessing up to being lazy.

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My boss knows that I haven’t done any actual work since about 1998. These days all I do is read and respond to e-mail, doze through conf calls, and tell other people what to do. It’s a sweet gig.