Every now and then, my company has a re-organization and we update the way things are structured. It usually doesn't affect me because my assignments, roles, and boss never seem to change.

None of that changed this time either, but they did change everyone's job titles. My new title is:

Analytic Science - Scientist II

Amazing. Not only is this job title vague, redundant, and confusing, but it also gives you the following mental image:



Of course, I haven't been in a chemistry lab since high school. My job consists of developing credit scores by coding software and calculating credit score statistics.