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Wednesday, August 02, 2006


The internet is useful for many things, such as finding solutions to random problems. For instance, if a bee stings you and you have some swelling, you can go online and find the best way to treat the swelling.

But because of the internet, stories like Chris' pee story will become harder and harder to find.

But there are still plenty of questions that we need to ask about this incident.

1) Why not use your own pee? Why do you need someone else's pee?
2) If you need someone else's pee, why do you need pee from 3 other people? Is one person's pee really not enough?
3) What happened to that bucket? Was it immediately thrown away, or was it just washed?
4) How long would the pee need to remain on your hand? And if it doesn't work instantly, how in the world would anyone know that urine reduces the swelling from a bee sting? Would someone really say, "I have to let the urine soak in for at least a couple hours, otherwise I won't really know if it works"?
5) At what point do you start thinking this is a really mean practical joke?

Hmm... the questions we fail to ask when we're 10 years old...


5 Comments:

Haha seriously. Where did she get the idea that pee helps swelling go down? Koreans... haha

By Blogger basile with an e, at Thu Aug 03, 01:01:00 AM  

it was from the korean newspaper. haha

By Anonymous Anonymous, at Thu Aug 03, 08:36:00 AM  

pee also helps bad acne...

By Blogger chongo1201, at Thu Aug 03, 08:37:00 AM  

but does nothing for freckles

By Blogger chongo1201, at Thu Aug 03, 08:37:00 AM  

tommy, stop running away everytime I try to shake your hand!

By Blogger Chris, at Fri Aug 04, 08:55:00 AM  

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