Question from the Sports Guy's mailbag:

I'm getting a bit tired of the media using an athlete's name to describe the athlete's performance. During the NBA Finals I heard that Dwyane Wade has not yet had a Dwyane Wade game against Dallas. Of course, as a diehard sports fan, I understood the intent, but it just seems lazy and ambiguous. On the flip side, it would be pretty fun to use in everyday life.

Sports Guy:

I agree with you -- this is something we should be constantly using in real life just like "Manny being Manny" somehow turned into "(fill in any buddy you have) being (fill in any buddy you have)." The whole Dwyane Wade Game analogy shouldn't be confined to sports. There's too much potential.

So let's try this:

When A-Han scarfs down a 24 ounce steak, it's "A-Han turning in an A-Han performance".
When Albert flies out of town for business, it's "Albert having an Albert week".
When Basile listens to punk music, it's "Basile listening to Basile music".
When Chongo dances, it's "Chongo showing his Chongo moves".
When Georgia Dave falls asleep in the middle of the day, it's "Georgia Dave being Georgia Dave".