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Sunday, June 18, 2006
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1:06 AM
by Tommy
My company laid off 200 people on Thursday. Fortunately, I'm not one of them. But it's scary to realize how much reality imitates fiction.
David Brent, in The Office: "Our company will be having redundancies." "The positions in product management, delivery and development are redundant considering a shift from a product-centered business to more of a client-centered one, Fair Isaac said." Peter Gibbons to Michael Bolton in Office Space: "You're getting fired so that Bill Lumbergh's stock will go up a quarter of a point." "Fair Isaac stock rose 4% after the provider of credit scoring systems laid out a restructuring plan that includes cutting 200 jobs." 1 Comments:Oh what the hell? I'm getting you a present... it's red and it does stuff to paper. By chongo1201, at Mon Jun 19, 01:39:00 PM Post a Comment |