On Wednesday, my boss gave me the following book. I think he knows me a little bit too well...

The Starving Students' Cookbook



Here's a sample recipe. Seriously, I couldn't have made this up if I tried...

Reheating Macaroni, Rice, Or Pasta

1) Dump leftovers into saucepan.
2) Add couple spoonfuls of water. Cover tightly. Heat on medium heat a couple minutes or till hot.
3) Drain off any excess water, then use.