I have a co-worker who reminds me of Pastor Eugene:

Similarities:
-Single, Asian male in his early 30s who wears glasses
-Analytical engineer
-Comfortable with public speaking and leading meetings
-Has body parts that are breaking down
-Likes to make fun of people
-Enjoys sports but isn't obsessed with it

Differences:
-Non-Christian
-Loves yoga and swing dancing
-Home-owner
-Drives a pick-up truck, and not a motorcycle