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Tuesday, October 12, 2004


A Boston website published its version of the parallels between the Red Sox/Yankees series and Star Wars:

Rebel Alliance: Red Sox
Keep in mind this was a Boston website.

Evil Empire: Yankees
As claimed by Red Sox executive Larry Lucchino.

Luke Skywalker: Curt Schilling
Even with Schilling's Game 1 performance, you want both of these Jedi Knights to lead you into the belly of the Death Star...

Yoda: Terry Francona
They're both wise, old, and balding...

Chewbacca: Johnny Damon
See picture.



Obi-Wan Kenobi: Theo Epstein
Like Epstein, Obi-Wan Kenobi was in the thick of things from a young age, and made his share of hard decisions that would shape the fate of an entire galaxy.

Princess Leia: Pedro Martinez
Pedro's practically got the Jehri Curl buns already...

R2-D2: Manny Ramirez
They both make you stop, furrow your brow, and scratch your head in bewilderment.

C-3PO: Derek Lowe
Both are fussy, anxiety-riddled droids.

Han Solo: Jason Varitek
Both drive the ship, walk the walk, and are the men you want by your side at any given time and in any situation.

The Emperor: George Steinbrenner
The puppeteers of the Dark Side.

Darth Vader: Babe Ruth (Roger Clemens as 'The Voice')
Of course, Ruth and Clemens are the biggest players to move over to the Dark Side.

To see pictures of these parallels click here.

Then CTRL-F and search for "Dark Side", then click on that link.


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