Top 10 Homer Simpson quotes:

10) To the tune of the Oscar Meyer theme song:
My bologna has a first name. It's H-O-M-E-R, my bologna has a second name. It's H-O-M-E-R.

9) Marge, I can't wear a pink shirt to work. Everybody wears white shirts. I'm not popular enough to be different.

8) A big mountain of sugar is too much for one man. I can see now why God portions it out in those little packets.

7) Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

6) Looking at waffle on the ceiling:
Lord, I know I shouldn't eat Thee, but... mmm... sacrelicious.

5) To the tune of the Village People's Macho Man:
Nacho, nacho man. I want to be a nacho man.

4) Praying:
Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. As an offering, I present these milk and cookies. If you wish me to eat them instead, please give me no sign whatsoever...

3) To the tune of the Flintstones opening:
Simpson-Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in his-tor-y.
From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree. D'oh!

2) I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t... I mean s-m-A-r-t.

1) Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No!
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal!
Homer: He he he... ooh... yeah... right, Lisa. A wonderful... magical animal.