I'm home right now because I'm using one of my sick days (and yes, I'm actually sick.)

Anyway, our apartment got the scare of the century when Allen noticed that we weren't getting some of our cable channels... no ESPN, no MTV, not even ABC or FOX.

WHAT ARE WE TO DO? How is it possible to live without quality programming such as the 1,000,000th rerun of Seinfeld, the 1000th rerun of the 2003 World Series of Poker or the 50th rerun of The Real World - San Diego?

Well, fortunately for us this didn't last too long... our cable came back within the hour...