I went out to dinner on Saturday with 17 other people for Basile's birthday. The portions at Claim Jumper are ridiculous... even the sides. I'd never seen a biscuit as big as the one I ate, and my baked potato looked like it was grown on a nuclear power plant.

At the end of the night I ended up paying the bill with my credit card... leaving me with the following number of each denomination of currency:

$100: 1
$20: 10
$10: 6
$5: 7
$1: 21

That's a grand total of 42 bills worth $416. I'm just glad my wallet didn't break apart.