Bathroom reading material at Parker House:

-ESPN The Magazine
-Sports Illustrated
-Time
-PC Magazine
-Forbes
-Car and Driver
-this year's FiCB testimony booklet
-the FiCB testimony booklet from 3 years ago
-a couple Calvin and Hobbes books
-a Simpsons book (that summarizes every episode from the first 8 seasons)
-some IKEA catalogs
-some Dell catalogs