I don't listen to much music. I used to listen to a lot of alternative music in high school, but

[1] I have never downloaded a song from the Internet. Ever. This means I have zero MP3s on my computer.
[2] I own 3 music CDs, all of which were gifts.
[3] I don't own any music-related accessories (such as headphones, CD player, etc.)

I don't know if you'd consider this sad, funny, or scary. But it's true.