Really old things you can find in my kitchen cupboard:

-1 large box of Sweet Tarts that I got in my care package from junior retreat. When I was a junior.
-2 boxes of year-old peanut brittle. I brought this up with me from Anaheim a year ago, but it's not very good.
-4 packages of spaghetti noodles. I got the 6 pack from Costco a couple years ago.
-The Costco box of Quaker Instant Oatmeal. I haven't touched this in a year.
-About 10 Zone bars that my sister dumped off with me a few months ago. I'm not a very picky eater, but these are really bad.

Things I eat a little more regularly:

-5 cans of canned vegetables (whole kettle corn or cut green beans) and 7 cans of Campbell's soup. These will probably only last me a few weeks.
-10 packages of cha-jang myun. Currently working on finishing the 24 pack.
-1 bag of Halls Vitamin C supplements. I highly recommend these if you're recovering from illness; they taste like candy.
-1 jar of Nutella. Mmm... hazelnut chocolate...