Notable quotables from LA Lakers center Shaquille O’Neal:

On whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece:
"I can't really remember the names of all the clubs that we went to."

"I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok."

Before he won 3 championships with the Lakers:
"I've won at every level, except college and pro."

"I'm like the Pythagorean Theorem. Not too many people know the answer to my game."

And believe it or not, it was NOT Shaq who said the following:
"Yeah, I can go to my right and my left. That's because I'm amphibious."
It was some guy named Chris Washburn.